Okay, look here, procrastination. I didn't want to have to get out the big guns, but it has been days of bumbling about and Mouse can no longer blame it on re-entry from the beach vacation. Remember on The West Wing* when everything sucks? And President Martin Sheen is about to be subpoenaed for massive electoral fraud? And the subpoenas are going to be handed down the day he announces his reelection? And his advisers want him to postpone? He says:

"Screw it! It's game time! Let's go!"

Huzzah.

*Aside from having seen all of the episodes of The West Wing seventeen or eighteen times already, Mouse is watching them again because Boyfriend had never seen them until this year. How is that possible? The man is baffling.