Every time Boyfriend goes out of town, Mouse has fire-related accidents. The teakettle. The fire next door. And now I have burned the eff out of my wrist while getting a baked potato out of the oven. Come back, Boyfriend!P.S. Why fire? Mouse is a water sign, for crying out loud!


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But what sign is Boyfriend?
Earth! WTF?
Oh, no, poor Mouse! I am a fire sign, and I get burned ALL THE TIME. But why you?
WTF indeed. I have cooking burns on my right hand and arm. As in 3-4 visible scars. I love to cook. Perhaps it's like a Latin American magical realism story and all around you things burst in flames when Boyfriend leaves?
Ha ha ha, LPC--I suppose I should consider myself lucky not to start floods or something. I want him back her with a fiery passion. :)
I am also a water sign mouse, ... and also tend to burn things/myself at every given opportunity.
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