

So yesterday Boyfriend turned to me with a
typically perplexing: "Um. What am I supposed to do for Valentine's Day?"
You have to hand it to him for being direct. He's giving me the opportunity to drop all the hints I want (and this even after we have already bought each other the same thing, a thing for our house, for V-day [which I will show you next week]). On the other hand, on further investigation, it seems he has sort of muddled through his dating life, including several serious relationships, without having engaged with V-day at all. One girl hated it, another girl said it was anti-feminist, another girl didn't really care, somebody else liked to plan it all out for them. And since we were in different cities last V-day, this is our first one together.
Poor Boyfriend has nothing to worry about. Mouse's very very very best Valentine's Day, which was, like, three hundred years ago, involved being hit on repeatedly by creepy a waiter in front of my date and then sitting through a longish film festival in a scratchy vintage lace dress* and tights. And that was the very best one.
So I'm thinking: when I get to wake up and look at Boyfriend, it's already in the bag for the best V-day ever, even if we then watch a bunch of college basketball.** Sorry for the romantics, but 'tis the season.
*Karma for wearing pink on V-day. I think there are colors better representative of love. Orange. Cerulean. Etc.
**The basketball counts as part of my gift to him, right?
P.S. Boyfriend wants me to point out that I am using some hyperbole here in describing his love life. Duly noted.