
Mouse had fine eyesight until just recently, when the doc decided it's an
astigmatism. Apparently, this means I have funny-shaped eyeballs.* Anyway, I just got my first glasses for this
astigmatism thingy and it is a trip, man. It's like being in a fishbowl. Last night I adjusted to them after a few hours, but this morning it's all bendy again. Will this go away, wearers of glasses? I hope so. Because it IS nice to be able to see things. My old glasses were for distance correction, so they just made everything big and fuzzy, rather than small and fuzzy. These ones are bendy but clear as a bell.**
* He-Mouse says: "They probably got squished into a funny shape from being stuffed in your tiny peanut head."***
** Or clear as a more appropriate visual analogy I can't think of right now.
*** This is not an insult, just a statement of fact. He-Mouse has a gigantic head, and I have a little one. He wears extra large hats, and I wear child-size. In photos, I've learned that I need to be slightly closer to the camera than he is in order to get our faces close enough to the same size not to look weird.